hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.


radioheade:

women arent complicated youre just dumb


emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure


tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website


youtubeofficial:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE


kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS


Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
Me: Yeah sorry :/
Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*