californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow


me witnessing the birth of my child: nice

msh30:

team i can’t do math but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 


sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing


tarcaryen:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman


juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead


curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.