ladymacmeth:

the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone


rxndomparadise:

deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever


stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets


sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality


lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch


telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people


vvhaleshark:

i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end